July252014

bitrates:

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.

(via parkingstrange)

11AM

twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via zackisontumblr)

11AM
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mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

(via a-gallifreyan-animagus)

11AM

plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa, via departured)

11AM
freakvendor:

death-limes:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

"What color is your eyeshadow?"
"HURRGGH"

I want “Dad why don’t you love me” 

freakvendor:

death-limes:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

"What color is your eyeshadow?"

"HURRGGH"

I want “Dad why don’t you love me” 

(Source: scumtrout, via wibblywobblyaudreywaudrey)

11AM

spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

(via orgasm)

11AM

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

(Source: Washington Post, via a-gallifreyan-animagus)

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clestroying:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money

image

(via humorking)

11AM
kasiepetroff:

Ok I loled

kasiepetroff:

Ok I loled

(via alexthered)

11AM

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives, via crystallized-teardrops)

11AM

thatseanguyblogs:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

Color me inspired.
Bravo, my beautiful peers.

11AM

modcloth:

Shoes, shoes, shoes. 15%-off with the code STEP15 for the next 2 hours!

(Source: modcloth.com)

11AM

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via dylansprousenudes)

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