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mugglebornheadcanon:

278. A muggleborn student dresses up as Gandalf right before a sibling’s exam and shouts “You shall not pass!”. A teacher sees this and mistakes it for the student making fun of Dumbledore. The student has to go up and explain it to him, and Albus can’t stop laughing.

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(Source: 4gifs, via africandad)

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earthdad:

messing up on the first line of ur favorite song

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(via whovianpotterlocked)

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bridmpreg:

why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon

im not kidding

if your icon was a goat

i would think that you are a goat

(via thecompanionsdoctor)

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starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

(via zackisontumblr)

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boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(via orgasm)

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laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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(via departured)

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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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aphgermanys:

when your teacher assigns an art project and everybody knows you’re an artist

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queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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(via parkingstrange)

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helioscentrifuge:

intersectionalfeminism:

sailinginthetea:

there-was-a-girl:

manhatingmermaid:

Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”

This movie is super underrated.

Audrey is so underrated. How can you not love her?

I have a love-hate relationship with this movie.
On one hand it’s got awesome PoC characters who defy racial and gender stereotypes. It also discusses colonialism and how people tend to destroy indigenous cultures to obtain land and resources (which is why the crew ultimately decided a to pretend they never found Atlantis because they don’t want anyone else to try and destroy the culture).
But on the other hand, the whole plot is that Atlantis needs a white, cishet man to save it from extinction and for some reason he understand their culture and language better than they do.

hEY FUCK YOU OKAY
MILO WAS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHITE SAVIOR
HE WAS A NERDY USELESS LITTLE SHIT WHO WAS COWARDLY UNTIL OTHERS FORCED HIM TO ACT
HIS ONLY STRENGTHS WERE HIS MIND AND HIS ETHICS
HE WAS THE PERFECT DUDE FOR THE JOB AND THE REASON HE KNEW BETTER WAS BECAUSE HE RIGOROUSLY STUDIED TEXTS THAT HAD BEEN LOST OR DESTROYED IN ATLANTIS BECAUSE KIDA’S FATHER INTENTIONALLY LET HIS KINGDOM LAPSE INTO DECAY AND OBSCURITY

DO NOT PULL THAT WHITE SAVIOUR BULLSHIT BECAUSE MILO WAS A DAMN GOOD DUDE

(Source: stelmarias, via parkingstrange)

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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(via departured)

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intensional:

mememaster:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

situations where smartphones become useless

There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.

his mouth is duct taped shut 

(Source: keybumma, via shouldnt)

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