September12014
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7PM

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

(via humorking)

7PM

stigmartyr762:

helioscentrifuge:

combeferret:

kitties are kitties no matter what size

sploosh

That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.

(Source: togifs, via shouldnt)

9AM
9AM

mugglebornheadcanon:

618. A muggleborn kid who started swimming even before he could walk and, sure, he wants to study magic, but he also wants to keep swimming and become a pro. The lake is no place to practice, so he cries and tells his parents that he misses it too much. His parents talk to the headmistress and turns out, there is, in fact, a hidden swimming pool! She even finds a retired certified coach who’s also a wizard to help him with his training.

9AM

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

(Source: fightme-pgoon, via humorking)

9AM

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via parkingstrange)

9AM

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

image

(via allteensrelate)

9AM

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via crystallized-teardrops)

9AM

claphne:

send help

(via stability)

9AM

dirtylittledamsel:

when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over

image

(via humorking)

9AM
“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

(via parkingstrange)

9AM
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via wibblywobblyaudreywaudrey)

9AM

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

(via stability)

9AM

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

peeta has never been more proud of himself than he has at this moment

(via shouldnt)

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